The Day Before

Tomorrow, I will start something that I've never done before... a cleanse. Yeah, yeah, yeah...everyone's doing it...blah, blah, blah...it will make me healthier (or so says the aforementioned "everyone")... yadda, yadda, yadda...better skin...whatever--I'm in it for the pooping.

It's not that I have any problems with the BM...well, no real problem. It's just that I'm pretty sure they could be better. It seems like something hasn't really made its way out. So I'm doing a cleanse...which I'll be chronicling here. Why? Well, for the most part, it's so I can keep track of what I've been doing, how it's working out, and what I should be doing. Yes, I really need this crutch despite the fact that I'm using the pre-formulized cleanse pictured below. It's no more stressful than having to take one type of pill in the morning, and then another in the evening. I, however, am perfectly aware of my limitations and the likelihood that I'll screw it up.